Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Murder me now > A The Eagles Post. Joe Walsh's Life Threatened!

From (God help me) TMZ:

"Eagles" guitarist Joe Walsh claims a man in his 70s has threatened to shoot him dead ... this according to new court documents.

But the septuagenarian suspect doesn't seem like a fragile old man -- Walsh says the old guy already attacked his personal assistant with a block of wood.

It's all laid out in legal documents filed by Walsh in which the rock legend claims -- Nassar Adhoot -- who owns land near Walsh -- trespassed on his property earlier this month.

In the docs, filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Walsh claims his P.A. approached Adhoot ... but the old guy attacked him and then shouted, "You tell Joe Walsh I'm going to kill him. I'm going to shoot him."

Walsh says he was so freaked out -- he filed for a restraining order to get protection for himself, his wife, his assistant, his maid and his gardener.

We called Adhoot for comment ... but we were told he was taking a nap at the time.

DISCLAIMER!!!!!!!!!!!!: Now, in all honestly I love Joe Walsh. . . and he played with the Eagles. Now, while I like the, pardon the pun, Eagalitarian spirit of the Eagles, Henley should be selling Real Estate in LA and Glen Fry should be shaving and oiling himself in an LA Fitness bathroom in Hell.

Joe's sublime doodleage is the only aspect of the Eagles's catalog that almost makes them credible.

Want to argue with me? Listen to "In The City" on The Warriors soundtrack (the original all Joe recording) followed the version released by the Eagles. Don't begin to try to suggest that the Eagle's version is better until you are squirrel-cheeking my balls.

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